Apple advise against letting their new Apple Card touch leather or denim

Some fabrics, like leather and denim, might cause permanent discoloration that will not wash off.

Is this Jonny Ive’s idea of a final joke before waltzing off into the Apple afterlife?

Apple have issued a support document details how to keep their fancy new titanium credit card clean.

One of the biggest and most idiotic lines in it tells customers that they should avoid having the card come in contact with any leather or denim as it may cause permanent discolouration.

Are you fucking serious? What human doesn’t store their credit card in a wallet or pocket that isn’t denim or leather?

Expect the Internet to go bananas with this one today.

Source: How to clean your Apple Card – Apple Support