Apple is making a TV show. It’s called “Planet of the Apps,” and it’s literally celebrities telling app developers why their apps will never be profitable and will never be used by anyone. The apps are judged by a star-studded panel: Jessica Alba, Will.i.am and Gwyneth Paltrow, among others.
The only way I’m watching this pile of crap is if Silicon Valley’s “Big Head” goes on and pitches “Nip Alert“.