{"id":5678,"date":"2017-02-15T09:04:57","date_gmt":"2017-02-14T23:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/reckoner.com.au\/?p=5678"},"modified":"2017-02-15T09:04:57","modified_gmt":"2017-02-14T23:04:57","slug":"apples-planet-of-the-apps-looks-like-a-bad-celebrity-filled-shark-tank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reckoner.com.au\/news\/apples-planet-of-the-apps-looks-like-a-bad-celebrity-filled-shark-tank\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple’s “Planet of the Apps” looks like a bad, celebrity filled Shark Tank"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Apple is making a TV show. It\u2019s called \u201cPlanet of the Apps,\u201d and it\u2019s literally celebrities telling app developers why their apps will never be profitable and will never be used by anyone. The apps are judged by a star-studded panel: Jessica Alba, Will.i.am and Gwyneth Paltrow, among others.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The only way I’m watching this pile of crap is if Silicon Valley’s “Big Head” goes on and pitches “Nip Alert<\/a>“.<\/p>\n

Source: Apple\u2019s new TV show has Jessica Alba, Gwyneth Paltrow and Will.i.am telling people why their app ideas are terrible – Recode<\/a><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Apple is making a TV show. It\u2019s called \u201cPlanet of the Apps,\u201d and it\u2019s literally celebrities telling app…\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"link","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":"","csco_singular_sidebar":"","csco_page_header_type":"","csco_page_load_nextpost":"","csco_post_video_location":[],"csco_post_video_url":"","csco_post_video_bg_start_time":0,"csco_post_video_bg_end_time":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"reckoner_social_message":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reckoner.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5678"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reckoner.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reckoner.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reckoner.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reckoner.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5678"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/reckoner.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5678\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reckoner.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reckoner.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reckoner.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}