{"id":3988,"date":"2015-07-24T09:10:01","date_gmt":"2015-07-23T23:10:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/reckoner.com.au\/?p=3988"},"modified":"2015-07-24T09:10:01","modified_gmt":"2015-07-23T23:10:01","slug":"the-calls-are-coming-from-inside-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reckoner.com.au\/news\/the-calls-are-coming-from-inside-the-house\/","title":{"rendered":"The calls are coming from inside the house!"},"content":{"rendered":"
Not understanding this is directly analogous to not being able to find your own ass with both hands.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Universal Studios greatest minds are tackling piracy.<\/p>\n